B.A.R.T=Baltimore Area Transit, D.A.R.T=Dallas Area Transit and then...

there's FART!! I just did and it was one of my best yet!

Hey don't judge. It's what I do...slobber , snore and FART!
Jersey Shore guys have GTL (GYM, TAN, LAUNDRY)I've got SSF!!

I'm going to get a snack....