I'm ailing..

I hurt my foot today...so
Pawce out!

keeping slim thru the Holidays...

Whew... they're gone. my brudda's and sista came home for the turkey day. When they come there is mass confusion and it's very stressful. People are sleeping where other people usually sleep (poor $Bill).My mudda is stressed while trying to please everyone; which CAN NOT be done.

Others just don't appreciate her like I do. She's still recouping and I think she worked just as hard as anyone. If I had hands I WOULD HELP her with the dishes and the cooking.
I would probably eat more than I baked but I would help her. I think I gained a few lbs though with the fried turkey and yeast rolls. LUV those rolls!!

today...

sooo after I ate my breakfast and worked on my self improvement I bought the program "Better typing for fat padded dogs 101- irst edition" offered by MicroSoft. Don't tell mudda; I used her Amex. I went outside to eat my breakfast and took 2 slurps of not yet bird-dropping or bathing water...ahhh refreshing. It's like a fine wine. I peed and then pooped. It kind of steamed up this morning..I know too much information, right? Dolla then peed where I'd peed...oooh that ticks me off!!!
I then proceeded to my bed of Boganvilla's for my days' slumber..I mean power nap.

Thanks to Khyler

soooo. thanks to my sista , Khyler (really Schuyler...I just have a slight speech impediment); I have decided to work on my typing skills.

As, I really only have big fat oversized pads for fingers. you'd think she'd cut me some slack and know that I'm working with a great disablity. But being the perfectionist she is..and as I suspected she would hold me to a higher standard. Nevermind that I am probably the only dog Blogger..or at least that she knows of. I set the standard! Go clean up your apartment Schuyler...take that!

I'm baaaack!!!

miss me???

been taking care of my mudda. she's been dog sick..I think I've seen her at her lowest. She's always so on the go and this week. ..flat on her back.

My parents made me sleep down stairs...bummer. I think because I sleep jump.
ok,.yeah I said it///I sleep jump into the bed.somerimes i land on dady's head..nor good.

i went to the spa this weekend..they cab sure soap a dog up!

my mudda

my mudda is re-couping. I've got to devote 300% of my time getting her well.
she's my life.

you've got to remember...

I know difficult as it may be to believe; I am a dog. So hearing from me everyday may be a bit of a stretch. I've got dog things to do and you are probably human and have a need to be "connected". That ain't me..so don't be trippin'!
And plus what do you want to know? I slept, ate, and pooped...repeatedly?

Get a life :)It's not like I go scuba diving and hang glidin'..

One thing I can tell you...I'm glad my daddy is home.
I like to beat up on him. He calls me the little rapist becuse I occasionally get the Holy Ghost and try to hump Morti. He smells quite appealing and I can't expalin it. It's just a harmless hump. I don't actually get traction...

Blutocracy...

My sista, Khyler always says that I'm bad. She thinks I'm spoiled. Well, ok she's right . It's all about me and she's just hatin' cuz it used to be about her. Well she'd better get get her voters registration card out cuz there's a new party in town..Blutocrats! IT's my way or MY WAY :)

I'm really feeling lazier than usual today so I think I should yield to my yearnings...ZZZZZzzzzzz

personally, I love the English ivy

The yard people extroidinaires came today . They see harmless enuff although I don't now whY mudda doesn't particulary care for them.

I can onLY DEDUCE and suspect that it's because of the English ivy. I can only glean from from she and daddy's heated discussions that that ivy is POISON.He always insist it be cut.

Personally I think it's aesthetically pleasing...

Today the ivy , WON :) IT STAYED...Take that DADDY!!!!!

Oooooh I'm in trou..ble...

Ok I was playing around with this Blog thing and I accidentally changed my mudda's outgoing email address to Blutojohnson@gmail.com, CRAP!! So she just realized that she has been sending out resumes and emails as Blutojohnson in the email address....I'm gonna geeeeetttt it!


Maybe it's my subconscience wanting her to stay home with me ...FOREVER!!

I better go roll in some mud or something....and get out of the way...act like I'm a dog. I've got to work on that!

Small , medium and large..

So my brudda , DollaBill is a mutt( small)...oh, a French Bulldog, NOT! He actually is pretty smart and sheisty. He consistantly uses fowl language and gestures and doesn't get punished for it. As a matter of fact my parents and siblings are amused with his antics. ENABLERS!

And Morti (Large); well let's just say he's happy to be anywhere. Morti would give you the hair off of his back. I'd say he's dumb as a box of rocks but my mudda would say that it's not nice to speak of ones' shortcomings. But don't let the smooth taste fool ya. Morti is a dog with issues....anger issues. He is however good to hump on occasion though :) I'm drawn to the bad boys.

I guess you could call me medium. I'm just big-boned....squirrel....

{##*%*(!!!!

I believe I'll have to get my mudda to type my BLog page. My PAws are Not ExactlY hittING the KEys CoRRectly. I wAs UsiNG THE pHONe ThE Other daY aNd CallED hAWaii. WaiT Until ThEY gET tHAT bILL. i ORDdered SOme poi wHILe i HAd THem ON The LinE.

My Road dogs..

ok , so I like runnin' the yard. I've got 2 road dogs that live next door, Harley and Midnite. Yes , Midnite is black! They're cool but that Harley is slightly wirey. Ok he's got deficit attention disorder hypertentsion...(DADH) ? or is it, attention deficit hyertensive disorder (ADHD)...hey, what do you want I'm a dog??? Ok it seems like distemper...forget it..HE'S OUT OF CONTROL.!!

WA ..wa..wan..waaan..

'morning world,
Bluto Beauty is in the world. Overall restful night. Damn I love, love , love those spa sheets. Goin' to get some grub ..cuz mudda is making me get up...ooh..ooh that woman...I love her.

Dolla Bill is scratchin at the door. Boy can he be annoying...? We're coming....where will I pee first?? But first a bite of food. Now onward to the yard.

Fat Boy's going nitey nite...

Ok fellow Blutopians, Fat boy's going nitey nite.
I miss my daddy, cuz he's in Tran Frankisco..(DAMN IT , it's hard trying to type with fat paws). saying..."you're so FAAAT!".

Good thing I'm not suffering from low selk-Festeem' (UGH!!)..because I AM... SOOOO BEAUTIFUL...TO MEEEEE.
I'm Everything I hoped for. I'm everything I need. I AM SOOO BEAUTIFUL TO EVERYONE :)

Well Blogging for the first time was sure fun and taxing at the same time. I can't wait to tell you daily of all my activities!

- Pawce out!

B.A.R.T=Baltimore Area Transit, D.A.R.T=Dallas Area Transit and then...

there's FART!! I just did and it was one of my best yet!

Hey don't judge. It's what I do...slobber , snore and FART!
Jersey Shore guys have GTL (GYM, TAN, LAUNDRY)I've got SSF!!

I'm going to get a snack....

The mailbox run....is..

un-eventful....I'm exhausted.
Mudda left Dolla and he shot us the paw as we passed the fence. He uses such fowl gestures.

Back to the yard...
Where haven't I pee'd??? Boganvilla's ...here I come.

Zzzzzzz....Whew that was a doozy....

Crap... my mom wants to go up to the mail box. She wants me to walk with her.
I will protect her..HA!

It's time......it's time..

to take a nap!

Today is another day!

What can I say...woke up this morning and my mudda was taking up over 1/2 the bed. Why can't she get up and start spendin' daddy's money- geez!
( thanks , Gwen) It takes absolute and concentrated sleep to be this beautiful....I need my sapce!!!!!!!!!!!